Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Dear Every Person in the World

Please go to this page of this website.

Now figure out the puzzle and enjoy it at length.

Now write a note to yourself to listen as they play on my wee radio show on this fine radio station this Saturday night at 6:30, and never again ask why "Awesome" is obviously the finest band in the Americas.

PS
The new Christina Aguilera single is the song of the summer, if summers still have songs. I will now eat my hat. And her filthy underclothes, if they'll have me.

6 Comments:

Christopher said...

I never doubted their fineness for a moment.

10:05 AM  
Litsa said...

"I will now eat my hat. And her filthy underclothes, if they'll have me."

I wish I didn't know this.

10:25 AM  
bree said...

with a name like awesome...how CAN you go wrong.

Frmo Urban Dictionary:
gnar- when something awesomly awesome to the max.


gnar is my favorite word.

7:32 AM  
tina said...

That puzzle is a joy. When Basil Harris and Evan Mosher make love, their baby is Matt Wright of Gas Huffer.

Also, it's true about Christina Aguilera, which might be one of the fourteen* horsemen of the Apocalypse.

*they've upped it

11:27 AM  
Umbra Moses said...

So wait, is there some finite solution to the puzzle? Like, I get that it creates some hybrid between each guys' features, but am I missing some obvious point that is making it even more puzzly?

1:56 PM  
Margot Dent said...

Hello Mr Sean Nelson,

Someone pointed me in the direction of your blog, and I just thought I would say hello, and let you know that you are one of my very favorite songwriters. So, "Hello, you are one of my very favorite songwriters!"

Cheers!

5:14 PM  

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